Insults & Comebacks
Your momma’s so stupid, she got hit by a parked car
Are you always this stupid, or are you making a special effort today?
There is no vaccine against stupidity.
You do realize makeup isn’t going to fix your stupidity?
Your momma’s So stupid, she told everyone that she was “illegitiment” because she couldn’t read.
Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.
Whatcha say? I couldn’t hear you over the stream of stupidity coming from your face.
You so stupid you probably think Taco Bell is where you pay your telephone bill.
Your momma’s So stupid, when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
Don’t say things like that; it just makes you sound stupid. In fact, don’t talk at all. It just makes you sound stupid.
When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I’ll say your stupidity.
Your mom is so stupid she has to take a ruler into bed with her to see how long she sleeps.
Your momma’s So stupid, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
Even if you were twice as smart, you’d still be stupid!
Yeah you’re pretty … pretty stupid
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake a sleeping bag
Your Mother is so stupid, she needs a ruler beside her bed to see how long she can sleep.
How stupid are you?
Yo momma is so stupid she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff.
Your mom stupid she entered an ugly contest but it said no professionals allowed
Your mum is so stupid she needed to get home with the 44 bus so she took the 22 one twice
I don’t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
Yo momma is so stupid that when she voted for president she bumped into the poles
Your mom’s so stupid I saw her in the frozen food section w/a fishing rod.
Your so stupid, it takes you an hour to cook minute rice.
I would give you a name but you’re so stupid you don’t deserve one
Yo momma so stupid she put a paper on the T.V. and called it paperview
Your mom’s so stupid it takes her a half hour to make minute rice.
Your so stupid, that you got fired from the M & M factory for throwing away all the W’s.
If stupidity hurt, you’d go through life on a morphine drip.
Yo momma so stupid, she sold your car for gas money.
Your momma is so stupid she thought athletes foot would make her run faster
Your so stupid, that you went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.
If stupidity was a disease, you would be dead right now.
Yo momma’s so stupid I said turn on the black light and she turned off the light
Your momma is so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed
Your so stupid, that you went to a Whalers game to see Shamu.
If you got any more stupid, you’d have to be watered twice a week.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she thought Def Leppard sang in sign language.
Your momma is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
Your so stupid, you were the first person to have an IQ in the negatives
If you were twice as smart, you’d still be stupid
You are so stupid, when you heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, you went out.
Your momma is so stupid she tried to kill a worm by burying it.
It’s better to keep your mouth shut and give the ‘impression’ that you’re stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
You are so stupid, you’d trip over a cordless phone.
Your momma’s So stupid, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
It’s too bad stupidity isn’t painful.
You didn’t fall out of the stupid tree. You got drug through dumbass forest.
©2009-2013 All Rights Reserved.
: A disrespectful or scornfully abusive remark or action.
Terms and Conditions